Stay Sick! & Dirty Water Records present... THE MASONICS

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★ ★ ★ THE MASONICS 1st EVER BRIGHTON SHOW! ★ ★ ★

★ Garage Trash Rock & Roll Royalty for OVER 20 YEARS! Featuring ex members of ★THE MILKSHAKES★ , ★THE POP RIVETS★, ★THE HEADCOATS★ & ★THE KAISERS★, not to mention having a hand in their contemporaries ★THE WILDEBEESTS!★

★ Launching their new LP, 'In Your Night of Dreams and other Foreboding Pleasures' on Dirty Water Records.

★ THE MASONICS are...
http://www.myspace.com/themasonics

MICK 'THE MILK' HAMPSHIRE: singing & 6-string guitar.
BRUCE 'BASH' BRAND: traps & backing vocals.
JOHN 'LARDY' GIBBS: bottom guitar & backing vocals.

★ Having attended the same secret lodge, the Omnipotent Order of Eccentric Rapscallions (OOER), together for 25-odd years, the three heroes were united in their cause when they were elected to search the UK for a sacrificial virgin to be deflowered at the sacred Dodecacentenial Orgy (or 'DO' for short).

★ To lure their prey they hit on the ingenious plan of disguising themselves as a musical 'rock-group' (presently very popular among young folk we are led to believe).
Therefore, we urge all parents, siblings, friends, acquaintances and cohorts of any known (or not) unblemished no-tails, (irrespective of age, race, creed, cooking ability etc.) to attend this soon to be Masonic gathering. Your assistance in this matter is greatly appreciated.

★ Support to be confirmed very shortly!

★ Plus killer 45's played by STAY SICK! & DIRTY WATER RECORDS Dee-Jays during the interludes!

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