The Masonics, The Nuns, The Deptford Beach Babes Special Xmas

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THE MASONICS: A winning combination of Milkshakes, Pop Rivets, Wildebeests, Kaisers, film editors, Micky & Ludellas, Vectors, Headcoats, commercial artists, Kravin "A"s, Auntie Vegetables and landscape gardeners. (Not bad, seeing as there's only three of 'em.)
THE MASONICS ARE...
MICK 'THE MILK' HAMPSHIRE: singing & 6-string guitar
BRUCE 'BASH' BRAND: traps & backing vocals
JOHN 'LARDY' GIBBS: bottom guitar & backing vocals

THE NUNS: An all-girl uber-sprang tribute to the nihilistic might of garage-punk innovators The Monks. The Nuns are...
Banjo Debbie Nun (banjo...), Bongo Debbie Nun (drums), Granny Andrea O' Saintly Bells (organ), Sister Lolo Of The Five Wounds (singing), Charlemagne, Holy Saviour of The Barbarians (bass), Delia Divinity (guitar). And all Nuns backing shouts.

THE DEPTFORD BEACH BABES: An explosion of surf-pop, twang-rock, rockabilly-bop and other twisting lei-twirling flamencos from Deptford's finest (and brightest) girl/boy wig-wearing entrepeneurs.
The Deptford Beach Babes are...
Ella Guru: lead guitar and (bad) vocals
Charley aka Bonham C: bass and vocals
Surfer Simon: rhythm guitar
Gary Mills: drums
Jane Ruby: vocals
Vicki Churchill: vocals
Melissa: trumpet
Lucy: trombone
Paul-Ronney Angel: Extra screaming duets and harmonica