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Count Binface MEGA - Make Earth Great Again

A few tickets available on the door for tonight's show

0	LONDON: The Poodle Club
P	Friday 25th August, 2023
N	7:00pm

Event information

Count Binface is back and he's standing for Boris Johnson's vacated seat in Uxbridge! The universe's favourite politician, and London's 9th choice for mayor, has returned to our planet just in the nick of time to save us all from imminent disaster, and he has MEGA plans: Make Earth Great Again!

With the clock ticking until the Uxbridge by-election, Binface is coming to the Earth Capital to meet humans and unveil his unbeatable manifesto for a better Britain. £1 croissants? Check. Adele to be nationalised? Check. The return of Ceefax? CHECK! All this and much, much more. Get up close to the Count at this very special live event. And be proud that you were there at the start of the march to Bindependence Day!

PLEASE NOTE: We are an intimate boutique comedy theatre bar, so TICKET HOLDERS MUST ARRIVE BEFORE 7.45 in order to get drinks and be seated for the smooth running of the show and everyone's enjoyment. Anyone arriving after 8pm will interrupt the show and may be turned away.

SEATING IS FIRST-COME FIRST-SERVED, so early arrival is recommended. PARTIES OF 3 OR MORE are strongly advised to arrive at 7pm so that you may be seated together.

Fresh hot popcorn and snacks are available at the bar. We do not accept cash at the bar or box office, CARD PAYMENTS ONLY. Line-ups are subject to change.

We are a woman-owned, gay-friendly, trans-inclusive venue where everyone is welcome. Our comedians are carefully curated to reflect our inclusive principles, and we ask that guests respect the comedians by not interrupting the performances. Hecklers will be removed with no refunds offered. Filming during the show is not permitted.

We have installed a new state-of-the-art ventilation system which delivers 500 litres of fresh air per second, making us one of the best ventilated small venues in the country. We do ask that if you are feeling unwell or test positive for Covid, please stay at home and we will be happy to reschedule your visit up to 3pm on the day of the show.