The Big Easter Primary School Assembly Sing-A-Long

Event information

LO AND BEHOLD! IT'S ANOTHER CLAPTRAP SING-ALONG!

Projector? Check.
Piano? Check.
The smell of cigarrettes wafting from the staff room? Check.
Let's do it! JESUS STYLE!

Get transported back in time to primary school assembly! Singing our little hearts out to songs about God, love, family and hammers.
But this time, you don't need to sit on the floor and there's a bar...
Oh, and you don't need to raise your hand if you need to go to the toilet.

Join us on Good Friday 18th April 2025 for a sing-along event of biblical proportion! Featuring live piano by headmaster Mr Lloyd, headmistress Miss Poultney and a handful of very special guest musicians and cheeky troublemakers.
The percussion box is fully loaded and the trangle has been polished.

We've lovingly handpicked a raft of pure Christian Kid Classics for your delight straight from the legendary, blue Come & Praise hymn book, and can't wait to jog your memories as ours have been putting this show together.
Belt out over 40 (HOW MANY?!) Come & Praise Classics from 'Give Me Oil In My Lamp' to 'There Is Singing In The Desert'.
"Oh, Christ!", you'll exclaim excitedly, "I'd forgotten THIS ONE!"

This is a Ticket ONLY event (like High-Falutin and Eurovision Night etc), so we can all enjoy the sing-a-long unperturbed by waifs and strays! All emergency chairs and tables will be rolled into action, so everyone will have their own seat/area in which to enjoy the mayhem.

Doors: 8pm
Assembly bell: 9pm
Lunch bell (Interval): 10pm
Assembly Pt 2: 10:30pm
School Disco: 11:30-2am

Bring your own recorder for the interval. Don't worry if you can't remember how to play it. We have a slide for that too!

As it's Easter we'll be dishing out a bit of wine, biscuits & chocolate to spur you on as you ride into battle! KUM BA-YAH!