Tea-Totalled

Event information

You are cordially invited on the of October the 16th (our doors fly open at 8pm) to an evening filled to the teapot brim with dandyism, burlesque beauties and the meanest tea party spread which would put the Ritz's shindigs to shame. Enough of over inflated ticket prices, enough of halfway efforts, come to the safe clutches of Tea-Totalled where we welcome you with open arms to the glories of 93 Feet East Upper Rooms:


Recline on comfy sofas and armchairs in the tea party parlor, gorge from cake stands filled with finger sandwiches, retro sweeties and cakes galore. Sip and sample varieties of freshly brewed tea.
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Try your luck in our raucous raffle for a chance to win plenty of goodies.
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Feast your eyes on our burlesque acts and listen to the serene tones of Katy Carr.
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Discover our birthday room; relive your childhood birthdays with an abundance of balloons, party hats and poppers.
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Snap up a cider and dance the night away to a mad mash up of a fusion of genres, expect some swinging 50's to relaxing reggae right up to the present day.



Dress code: Dust off your Dandyist and most Decadent tea party attire

An absurdly tall, curly haired photographer who goes by the elusive name of 'Mr D' will be snapping away at all the evenings naughtiness and festivities...

Tickets are a mere 10 pounds in advance (15 pounds on the door) and this includes absolutely all food, tea and entertainment. All alcohol can be purchased from the venues well stocked bar.

We are selling only 180 tickets for the opening night, so you don't have to bicker over biscuits and barge for the bar, so make sure you get yours fast!

Cloakroom and large smoking terrace on site