"The title of this show stands for 'Work in Progress' or 'Weekend in Paris' or possibly both.

I'm writing this in May so l've no real no idea what I'll be saying to you in November. But I can assure you, whatever it is, it will be funny, ridiculous, profound or maybe none of these.

But I can guarantee that, unless I have died between now and then, I will turn up.



"There are Fringe legends and then there is Arthur Smith" Bruce Dessau (Evening Standard)



"He's not as funny as me" - Donald Trump