Synthpop, post-punk, 2-Tone, C86, HI-NRG, new-funk, sophisti-pop, hip-hop, fellas who looked like ladies, ladies who looked like ghosts, stuff we taped off Janice Long and John Peel, bands that changed our entire personalities when we saw them on TOTP & The Tube, young soul rebels, one-hit-wonders, Smash Hits cover stars, NME agitators, pretend robots, bargain bin deviants…
Dress up, dress down, dress fancy, but no fancy dress.