An evening of fully improvised comedy - every Wednesday

The Line Up....

Improvised Musical Galactic Deathmatch

Musical Improv with a sci fi twist! Improvisors have been brought together from across the universe to appease the Galactic Emperor. To save their lives, they must compete in various musical challenges – coming up with comedy songs based on YOUR suggestions!

Who will be elevated to musical valhalla? Who will be condemned to musical hell? There’s only one way to find out!


“Such a great show. A broad church of funny humans, unafraid to be beautifully daft in the moment.” – Paul “Silky” White, Stand up comedian

“Witty, surprising and increasingly musical- it’s been a joy watching them grow!” -Felix Janeway, Comedysportz

Absolute Onions present Improv Island Discs

Hello Castaways! Imagine you're shipwrecked on a desert island. What would be your "go to" song, and your most treasured item? With these suggestions to inspire them, Absolute Onions will produce a fully improvised tale, drenched with drama, emotion, fun and laughter! So let's drift away on your ocean of dreams!

"Awesome entertainment"

"So funny and clever"

'Literally stopped me breathing for a second or two – never been to improv before but I'd definitely come again' - audience reviews