How many jokes about aubergines do I know? Why did I form an army out of all the neighbourhood dogs? How did I cure my lad's speech impediment using the negative reinforcement of corporal punishment, before finding an even more effective way? And why aren't you as relaxed as you should be? Relax now! Relax faster!!

Welcome to my "best of, kind of" show - made up of my favourite bits, sketches and songs from the 10 or so full length shows I've 1) written; 2) put hours and hours of work into perfecting; 3) performed once; 4) got distracted by the next shiny thing and; 5) generally never got round to performing again.

This show is guaranteed free from wholesome messages or profound wisdom. Just the nonsense please!