As Seen on Mock The Week, BT Sport and ITV, ‘Master of one-liners’ MARK SIMMONS brings his brand-new show on the road.

Stand up comedy with Mark Simmons in Southampton
Mark recently joined Dara O’Brian and Hugh Dennis on BBC2’s Mock The Week as a semi-regular on the show and now brings you his hotly-anticipated show Quip Off The Mark He’s also been appearing on BT Sport’s DIY pundit and The Rugby’s On.

As seen on Mock the Week (BBC2), Out There (ITV1) and One For The Road (BBC3).

Mark Simmons: Work in Progress
Mark has appeared on TV shows such as ITV’s Out There, BBC Radio 4ExtraStands Up, a Channel 4 pilot starring alongside Bridget Christie, as well as BBC3’s One For The Road.


“Absolutely hilarious.”
- The Scotsman ★★★★

“A lot of excellent funny one-liners.”
- Bruce Dessau

“A talented comic with an artisan’s grasp of joke writing.”
- Chortle ★★★★

“Perfectly timed, clever one-liners”
- Leicester Mercury ★★★★

Edinburgh Festival Magazine ★★★★★
Bunbury Magazine ★★★★★

DAVE’s Top 10 Joke of the Fringe 2019 (& 2017)

Nominee Amused Moose: Best Show 2017

Tour support for Rob Brydon, Seann Walsh & Rob Beckett

Plus support from Danny Ward
Danny Ward is an award-winning British stand-up comedian, filmmaker, and podcaster who has been performing across the UK and internationally for over 17 years. Known for his slick, high-energy observational humor, he is a regular on the UK circuit and co-hosts the Jokes podcast.


Tickets just £15 in advance.

Evening show- Bar opens at 7.15pm with doors at 7.45pm for the show starting at 8.15pm.

Southampton Comedy Club, The Attic, can be found @ River Studios, 32 Winsor Road, Totton, Southampton. SO40 9HQ

In the unlikely event that we cancel the event, we will offer a full refund. Unfortunately tickets are otherwise non-refundable. Please contact us if you wish to transfer your ticket to a friend if you cannot attend for any reason.

Seating is unreserved on a first come first serve basis.

Please take this as a polite warning seating is unreserved on a first come first serve basis so if want to choose where to sit and/or together we strongly advise to arrive on or before door opening times; be aware once the show starts we cannot guarantee entry.

There are NO physical tickets and all ticket holders will be on a list on the door and as back up we request you bring proof of purchase on your phone with your ticket confirmation order, so no need to print anything off.